if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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