is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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