Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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