We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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