The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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