I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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