so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
