me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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