we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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