We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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