We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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