the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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