Nicole vs. Life
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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