great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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