I wanna passion pit in your ass
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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