I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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