Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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