he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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