Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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