Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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