we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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