My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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