Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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