It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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