Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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