I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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