well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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