I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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