Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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