I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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