I'm jealous of your bromance
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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