Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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