well you can't waste a boner
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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