Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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