I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
All I want is dick and wine.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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