Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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