Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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