I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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