u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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