We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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