It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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