I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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