Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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