It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Randomize
