THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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