I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
