Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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