so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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