five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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