Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
