Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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