He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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