And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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