last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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