Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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