Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He did a backflip because drugs
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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